Sittenfeld book imagines Hillary never marrying cheating Bill Clinton

‘Lord knows how weak my flesh has been, but Hillary, my spirit is yours.’ Bill Clinton admits ‘he’s like a dog drooling over a bone,’ Hillary refuses his proposal and the two square off in a presidential bid in (mostly) fictional jaw-dropping new book

  • New fictionalized book Rodham  from bestselling author Curtis Sittenfeld imagines Hillary Clinton’s life if she rejected Bill’s proposal in 1974
  • In the book Bill admits he is a sex addict and tells Hillary that when ‘a girl in a skirt walks past and I’m like a dog drooling over a bone’
  • During another sex session Bill played the saxophone naked for her and says: ‘I’m in love with you. I can’t believe that you exist’
  • But Hillary ultimately turns down Bill’s proposal and she moves to Chicago  
  • Bill’s political reputation collapses over his infidelity and he becomes a Silicon Valley billionaire who attends drug fueled group sex parties 
  • Hillary becomes a senator for Illinois and their paths cross again in the 2016 election, squaring off against him in the Democratic nomination 
  • This time Donald Trump supports Hillary, backing her in a series of  tweets
  • Trump brands Clinton ‘Cheatin’ Bill’ and tweets: ‘Sleazy Bill Clinton should drop out of the race unless you want b**wjobs in the oval office!’
  • In the end Hillary beats Bill to become the Democratic nominee and went on to beat the Republican Presidential candidate, former Florida governor Jeb Bush 

Hillary Clinton never married Bill, became a senator and beat him for the Democratic nomination in the 2016 presidential election, according to a fictionalized alternate version of her life in a new book. 

Rodham imagines what would have happened if Hillary had rejected Bill’s proposal in 1974, erasing history of her becoming First Lady during his two terms as President.

It leaves Bill’s presidential campaign collapsing over his infidelity and he becomes a Silicon Valley billionaire who attends drug fueled group sex parties with billionaires.

Hillary becomes a senator for Illinois and their paths cross again in the 2016 election where they square off for the Democratic nomination – this time with Donald Trump supporting Hillary.

The fictionalized reality of Rodham from bestselling author Curtis Sittenfeld is full of raunchy sex scenes between Hillary and Bill from when they dated. 

Hillary Clinton never married Bill, became a senator and beat him for the Democratic nomination in the 2016 presidential election, according to a fictionalized alternate version of her life in a new book obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com. Pictured: Hillary during her student days at Wellesley College

Rodham imagines what would have happened if Hillary had rejected Bill’s proposal in 1974, erasing history of her becoming First Lady during his two terms as President. Pictured: Bill and Hillary in the early 1970s

Hillary becomes a senator for Illinois and their paths cross again in the 2016 election where they square off for the Democratic nomination – this time with Donald Trump (pictured in 2016) supporting Hillary

In the end Hillary beat Bill to become the Democratic nominee and went on to beat the Republican Presidential candidate, former Florida governor Jeb Bush

One review called it ‘pantsuit nation erotica’, referring to Hillary’s fondness for her wardrobe staple.

In the book Bill admits he is a sex addict who lost his virginity at 14 years old and tells Hillary that ‘when a girl in a skirt walks past and I’m like a dog drooling over a bone’.

Describing his horn dogging, Bill says: ‘There’s definitely something wrong with me…it’s the way I imagine it is for people who drink too much.’

Rodham, which is named after Hillary’s maiden name, is full of delicious parallels with reality and ‘what if’ moments that will delight anyone familiar with the Clintons’ story.

That is especially the case with Trump’s support for Clinton like his fictional tweet: ‘Sleazy Bill Clinton should drop out of the race unless you want b**wjobs in the oval office!’

The fictionalized reality of Rodham from bestselling author Curtis Sittenfeld is full of raunchy sex scenes between Hillary and Bill from when they dated

The story begins in 1974 when Bill and Hillary meet as students at Yale Law School and for the first year or so it sticks to real life history, albeit an X-rated version.

The first time Hillary sees Bill she thinks he looks like a ‘lion’ and is impressed with his ‘enormous’ hands.

During their first kissing session at her apartment, Bill comes clean about his sexual appetite.

He says: ‘As long as I can remember even when I was a kid I’ve had a weakness for a nice figure.

‘A girl in a skirt walks past and I’m like a dog drooling over a bone. But it’s infatuation, not love. You and me, this isn’t infatuation…this is different, I want this to last forever.’

Hillary can feel the ‘nudging of Bill’s erection’ and describes making love to him as ‘an almost intolerable ecstasy’.

During another sex session Bill played the saxophone naked for her and says: ‘I’m in love with you. I can’t believe that you exist.’

Hillary tells him that ‘I realize I’m not beautiful’ but Bill tells her: ‘I’m the lucky one…..you have great t*ts’, adding that she has a ‘delicious honey pot’.

But things begin to go sour that summer when they are living in San Francisco while Hillary works at a civil liberties law firm.

Hillary catches Bill kissing another girl on the street and when they go back home Hillary deduces from the ruffled sheets they had just had sex in their bed.

A desperate Bill tells her: ‘Even while it was going on, I regretted it.

‘She flirted with me, and I had a moment of weakness and gave into temptation. I regret it with all my heart…it was just physical gratification. It was nothing compared to what we have.’ 

Hillary tells him: ‘This is such a betrayal.’

The story begins in 1974 when Bill and Hillary meet as students at Yale Law School and for the first year or so it sticks to real life history, albeit an X-rated version. Pictured: Class leader Hillary Rodham of Wellesley College talking about student protests which she supported in her commencement speech

The first time Hillary sees Bill she thinks he looks like a ‘lion’ and is impressed with his ‘enormous’ hands. pictured: Bill and Hillary on their wedding day 

During another sex session Bill played the saxophone naked for her and says: ‘I’m in love with you. I can’t believe that you exist.’ Hillary tells him that ‘I realize I’m not beautiful’ but Bill tells her: ‘I’m the lucky one…..you have great t*ts’, adding that she has a ‘delicious honey pot’

Donald Trump’s ‘tweets’ in parallel universe in support for Hillary Clinton 

Donald Trump’s fictional Tweets in support of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 Presidential campaign – as described in ‘Rodham’.

3.12am on July 17, 2015: Everyone knows Cheatin’ Bill lied about his marriages, why would we Believe anything he says about the election? 

1.01pm on August 10, 2015: Sleazy Bill Clinton should drop out of the race, unless you want Blowjobs in the Oval Office! 

At 11.43pm on September 4, 2015: Hardball Hillary is a great leader that wants to put our economy first. Do not vote for Cheatin’ Bill! 

Bill replies: ‘I swear on my Mammaw’s Bible…I’m a horny b*****d and I can’t help myself.’

He goes on: ‘There’s definitely something wrong with me…it’s the way I imagine it is for people who drink too much. It’s a rarer moment that I’m not overwhelmed with how much I want to have sex than when I am…my male urges – they make a fool of me.’

Bill admits he has felt this way since he was 10 when he began masturbating, telling Hillary: ‘I touched myself a lot. And I mean a lot.’

He confesses he has never been faithful to any girlfriend and bursts into tears in front of Hillary.

Bill says: ‘The flesh is weak. Lord knows how weak my flesh has been. But Hillary, my spirit is yours.’

After Yale, Hillary moved to Fayetteville, Arkansas to support Bill’s run for the state’s 3rd congressional district, something which he did in real life too.

He proposed but she turned him down.

The issue for Hillary was how she would ‘monitor’ Bill because trying to keep an eye on him at events left her ‘preoccupied and exhausted and ashamed’.

She thinks to herself: ‘It was clear I couldn’t live like this and certainly not for decades. I had to either break up with Bill or trust him.’

Days before the election a woman comes up to her in a parking lot and claims that Bill tried to force himself upon her.

She refuses to give her name and Hillary dismisses it as political dirty tricks, but it sticks in her mind.

After Yale, Hillary moved to Fayetteville, Arkansas to support Bill’s run for the state’s 3rd congressional district, something which he did in real life too. He proposed but she turned him down. The issue for Hillary was how she would ‘monitor’ Bill because trying to keep an eye on him at events left her ‘preoccupied and exhausted and ashamed’. Pictured: Hillary and Bill in 1992

After the election, Hillary confronts Bill and asks if he ever slept with anyone at his campaign headquarters, and he doesn’t deny it.

Hillary tells him: ‘I move to f***ing Fayetteville for you and you can’t even keep your pants zipped.’

Bill hits back that she is a ‘smug b***h’ and that all Presidents had their liaisons, so what he does is not a big deal.

One night in bed Hillary finally agrees to marry Bill, but he tells her not to do it because ‘I’ll drag you down’.

Bill says: ‘The thing that’s wrong with me is incurable….you won’t have the career you deserve here…and the problems I have will never go away.’

In 1975 they went their separate ways, a decision which Hillary says ‘could have gone either way’.

In the alternate reality of Rodham, Hillary moves back to Chicago and becomes a law professor at Northwestern University.

She has some relationships but never finds the right companion and feels ‘relieved’ to turn 40 and still be single.

Bill meanwhile marries a second grade teacher named Sarah Grace Hebert and becomes Governor of Arkansas, which he did in real life.

In 1992 he makes his run for the Presidency but is dogged by claims about infidelity.

In the world of Rodham, a tabloid published an article saying a Little Rock cabaret singer claimed she had an affair with Bill for 12 years.

Bill and his wife went on CBS show 60 Minutes to address the allegations. 

The interview appears to be a nod to the one given by the real-life Bill and Hillary to 60 Minutes in 1992 in which Hillary defended him by saying: ‘You know, I’m not sitting here, some little woman standing by my man like Tammy Wynette’.

In the interview in Rodham, Bill monopolizes the conversation and in one of her few comments Sarah Grace says: ‘I felt sorry for the woman.’

Bill meanwhile marries a second grade teacher named Sarah Grace Hebert and becomes Governor of Arkansas, which he did in real life. In 1992 he makes his run for the Presidency but is dogged by claims about infidelity

In the book’s version of reality, Bill’s 60 interview is the catalyst for Hillary deciding she would run for Senate in 1992. She becomes a three term senator while Bill moves to Silicon Valley and becomes chief executive of an early web provider – when it goes public he becomes a multi-millionaire

It becomes a train wreck interview when Bill fails to deny he has ever had an affair when asked by the interviewer.

When Sarah Grace is asked about this she breaks down in tears.

Hillary, who is watching on TV, scoffs: ‘Oh my god.’

Four days later Bill drops out of the Presidential race, his political ambitions in tatters.

In reality Bill would win the Democratic Presidential nomination and beat George H.W. Bush, going on to serve two terms.

In Rodham, Bush served a second term, followed by Jerry Brown, the Democratic former governor of California for one term and then late Republican Senator John McCain serving two terms.

After that Barack Obama won in 2008 and served two terms.

In the book’s version of reality, Bill’s 60 interview is the catalyst for Hillary deciding she would run for Senate in 1992.

She becomes a three term senator while Bill moves to Silicon Valley and becomes chief executive of an early web provider – when it goes public he becomes a multi-millionaire.

Bill divorces his first wife and marries a woman called Evangeline Cole, a Harvard graduate and the daughter of an LA music producer.

During Hillary’s 2008 Presidential run, her dislike of the press becomes toxic, just like it did in real life.

Reporters pored over her fictionalized finances including the $29,000 she made by investing in the 1980s with her former boyfriend Larry, a futures trader, who was jailed for five years for trading fraud in 1988.

In Rodham, Bush served a second term, followed by Jerry Brown, the Democratic former governor of California for one term and then late Republican Senator John McCain serving two terms. After that Barack Obama won in 2008 and served two terms

Hillary bemoans the ‘cottage industry’ of merchandise assassinating her character such as T-shirts with her face on them and the words ‘HillLIARYy’, with emphasis on ‘liar’.

Reporters also dug into her relationship with James, a former married colleague from Northwestern with whom she had been affectionate.

The colleague’s widow Susie claimed to journalists they had been having an affair and Hillary dismisses her as ‘clearly a Republican’.

But what shocks Hillary was the suggestion she had killed James, possibly by hiring somebody to do it.

As Rodham tells it, James killed himself 11 months after she was sworn in as a Senator for the first time but she thinks he had ‘problems much larger than me’, including being accused of misusing university funds for personal expenses.

The fictional plot echoes the real-life Travelgate scandal in which the Clintons were blamed for the suicide of Bill’s former Deputy White House counsel Vincent Foster, who was found dead from a gunshot wound to the head in 1993.

In Rodham when Hillary runs for the Presidency in 2015 for the third time there are soon rumors that Bill will enter the race.

By then he was accused of ‘full on sexual harassment’ as one of Hillary’s staffers describes it.

In 1993 he settled a case brought by an Arkansas state employee for $850,000 and there were reports about him attending ‘orgy parties’.

Bill calls Hillary to tell her he will be running which ‘fury rose up in me’, she says.

Hillary tells him: ‘Don’t stand in my way’ but Bill replies: ‘You and I are going to have a lot of fun.’

Hillary thinks to herself: ‘You a******. You f***ing a******’.

Watching Bill on TV, Hillary finds herself saying out loud: ‘The reason he shouldn’t be President is that he’s a sexual predator.’

Hillary carries out opposition research on Bill and finds out that he has been married twice and had two kids with his first wife.

By now, he is now dating a 40-something woman named Kristin Brown, who was 20 years his junior – they have an open relationship and had been having threesomes with another woman.

The rumors about orgy parties in Silicon Valley were true and were ‘high profile, superwealthy men’ having sex with young women in private mansions, where everyone is on ecstasy.

Bill calls Hillary to tell her he will be running which ‘fury rose up in me’, she says. Hillary tells him: ‘Don’t stand in my way’ but Bill replies: ‘You and I are going to have a lot of fun.’ Hillary thinks to herself: ‘You a******. You f***ing a******’. Watching Bill on TV, Hillary finds herself saying out loud: ‘The reason he shouldn’t be President is that he’s a sexual predator’

It culminates in a ‘cuddle puddle’, apparently referring to group sex – and bondage too.

One staffer tells Hillary: ‘They’re proud, they think that they’re disrupting sexuality and monogamy like they disrupted the taxi industry.’

Among the allegations against Bill were the cabaret singer from his 1992 run and Sharalee Michell, an Arkansas state employee who claimed that in 1993 Bill’s security detail took her to his hotel room where he exposed his genitals and said: ‘Kiss it’.

Then there was the most serious allegation, that he raped a woman named Vivian Tobin in Fayetteville – Hillary now believes this was the woman who met her in the car park.

As the campaign builds people at Bills’ rallies begin to chant anti-Hillary slogans and he does nothing to stop them.

Hillary calls Bill and demands that he makes the chanting stop, threatening him that she knows the woman who accused him of rape.

But he claims he has ‘nothing to hide’.

Bill starts to challenge Hillary in the polls and becomes a sex symbol and the subject of memes like ’18 Times Bill Clinton Made Me Thirsty’ and ‘I Want Bill Clinton As My Sugar Daddy’.

So one of Hillary’s campaign staffers comes up with the idea to get Trump to enter the race to take the attention away from Bill.

They decide to ‘throw out the rule book’ on ethical campaigning and arrange an ‘accidental’ meeting between Hillary and Trump in the greenroom of a morning TV show.

So one of Hillary’s campaign staffers comes up with the idea to get Trump to enter the race to take the attention away from Bill. They decide to ‘throw out the rule book’ on ethical campaigning and arrange an ‘accidental’ meeting between Hillary and Trump in the greenroom of a morning TV show. But Trump refuses and instead becomes a surrogate for Hillary, telling one journalist he has ‘always been a feminist’

When they meet Hillary praised the ratings of The Apprentice – which in the alternate world of Rodham was in its 14th season – and called the Republican candidates ‘losers’. 

Hillary tells Trump: ‘I know as a celebrity you have so many demands on your time. But promise me you’ll give it some thought.’

But Trump refuses and instead becomes a surrogate for Hillary, telling one journalist he has ‘always been a feminist’.

Bill tries to make peace with Hillary by inviting her over for dinner but it descends into a shouting match and he throws a cooking spoon at her as she marches out.

Hillary becomes ensnared in a scandal the press dub ‘Razorgate’ when a woman claims that 20 years ago when she was an aide to Hillary’s first Senate campaign she subjected her to sexual harassment – and once ordered her to shave her legs.

Other rumors about Hillary claimed she had been having an affair with Beverly Collins, the lesbian TV host in Rodham’s fictional universe.

Trying to defend Hillary, Trump tweeted: ‘Razorgate scandal is much adieu about nothing! All jr employees work there way up with tasks that are No Fun’.

Another time on a TV show Trump said: ‘Hillary’s no beauty, but she’s smart and that’s what we need for President.’

During another appearance Trump said: ‘If Hillary were younger I’d worry about her going crazy once a month, you know what I mean’.

In the end Hillary beats Bill to become the Democratic nominee and goes on to beat the Republican Presidential candidate, former Florida governor Jeb Bush 

Trump brands Clinton ‘Cheatin’ Bill’ and tweets: ‘Sleazy Bill Clinton should drop out of the race unless you want b**wjobs in the oval office!’

Trump wanted to give his official endorsement at the Trump Hotel Las Vegas and, with Hillary standing next to her, gives a similar speech to that he gave during his real life announcement that he was running for the Presidency.

Trump says that ‘Mexicans are bringing drugs, they’re rapists’ and says that America ‘should have taken the oil’ when it invaded Iraq.

He says: ‘The American dream is dead. But if Hillary Clinton gets elected President she will bring it back bigger and better and stronger than ever before, and she will make America great again.’

During the Democratic debate Anderson Cooper asks Hillary about Trump’s comments and she says that she disagrees with him on some things but she thinks that ‘our minds and hearts can be opened’.

In the end Hillary beats Bill to become the Democratic nominee and goes on to beat the Republican Presidential candidate, former Florida governor Jeb Bush.

Hillary says Trump remained a ‘thorn in my side’ until election day and complained on Twitter that she hadn’t thanked him.

‘Rodham’ says: ‘Now he’s been indicted for tax fraud he’s obsessed with me pardoning him, which I absolutely won’t do’.

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